Tuesday, March 30, 2010

The Gaga Reality

In reality, I addeds shorts over my Gaga one-piece. I also added the asymetrical lightning T, as I didn't really have anything to draw one on my cheek with. Which I highly regret.

I needn't have worried, because even with No Pants, I can confidently say that I would by no means have been the most provocative in show. And by that I mean that I saw more than one man wearing women's shoes. And so much more.

Saturday, March 27, 2010

get ready to go Gaga...

The anticipation builds.... spent hours last night you-tubing you. When will I see you again? Lady Gaga, you needs only wait a few more hours. I die.

Sunday, March 21, 2010


Ok, so I didn't really wear this out. I wore it, you know, to the mailbox. As much as I like to think I dress however I like, in reality I would never wear something like this out because I'm fairly certain I would get plenty of stares, way too much attention from lewd men, and, even worse, that look people give you where you can tell they're about to turn to their friend and say "what an effing slut!".
As trivial as fashion can seem, I whole heartedly acknowledge that dressing differently, even in a small capacity, takes courage. It is this knowledge that forever maintains Lady Gaga's hero status in my mind. So, perhaps I can keep my cowardly lion at bay long enough to venture out in my sack, if only to the beach. Fashion is supposed to be fun, and what I fear the most is being judged as someone who takes themself seriously in everything that they choose to randomly throw on their body.

Friday, March 19, 2010

southern cross

I had forgotten about this imromptu photo session I did just after Australia day. It's suprising what you can find in the depths of a tiny USB.
Anyway I can't seem to get enough of shorts these days. I get so dissapointed when I wear a skirt and them I remember that I can't be a slob anymore...although some of my shorts are so short that I probably shouldn't bend over too much either.

Monday, March 15, 2010

walk the line

Some new friends....
Shiney mirrors vs velvety matte.
Somehow, zippers up the back of the heel are amazing. And having my ankles encased always makes me feel like a gladiator.

Friday, March 12, 2010


Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
What do we do?
We swim.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010


Better late than never? I still have yet to buy myself some pretend Chanel, this is borrowed from a friend! It's always nice to look down and see something unexpected on your fingertips.
The last few days have been filled with winning 2 rounds of trivia, taking an hour to talk an old man through uploading photos to the Internet over the phone, kids nugget meals, carrot cake, lugging a huge bag of laundry home from work, and mortifyingly unleashing all of the tickets from the ticket machine at the deli counter, chocolate milk, poising some relentless ants, and pink lips.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

The Graduate

I love it when nail polish photographs well. This blue is definately a candidate for my all time favourite...although I keep buying so many other colours that I haven't worn it as often as would be prefereble. I think I have at least 3 others that are patiently awaiting their debut on my fingers right now.

Barefeet are amazing. pad pad pad.


Friday, March 5, 2010

Internet- I apologise

Random shots. The dog was "busking". He wasn't doing anything but wearing sunglasses, but he was pulling in some decent bounty. His owner.... nowhere to be seen....

Apparently my uploading troubles may have more to do with my new laptop than the internet. I apologise internet. You give me so much and all I do is take...

Monday, March 1, 2010

light slick

Thank you all so much for your work outfit ideas! Stay tuned to see how they translate in real life...
I bought these safari shorts to try to work 9-5 as well, and you know, if I ever decide to go on safari.