In reality, I addeds shorts over my Gaga one-piece. I also added the asymetrical lightning T, as I didn't really have anything to draw one on my cheek with. Which I highly regret.
I needn't have worried, because even with No Pants, I can confidently say that I would by no means have been the most provocative in show. And by that I mean that I saw more than one man wearing women's shoes. And so much more.